http://astrangeday.net/2006/10/28/the-mathematical-improbability-of-vampires/ Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:07:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 http://astrangeday.net/2006/10/28/the-mathematical-improbability-of-vampires/#comment-81 mim Tue, 07 Nov 2006 18:51:41 +0000 http://astrangeday.net/2006/10/28/the-mathematical-improbability-of-vampires/#comment-81 Vampires are Cool. Vampires know they are Cool. Cool people do not tend to want more people to be just like them, because then they wouldn't be Cool - they'd be commonplace. Ergo Vampires would never create too many other vamps and dilute the Cool Factor. Q.E.D. Vampires are Cool. Vampires know they are Cool. Cool people do not tend to want more people to be just like them, because then they wouldn’t be Cool - they’d be commonplace. Ergo Vampires would never create too many other vamps and dilute the Cool Factor. Q.E.D.

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