Feb
26
The Torrents have a show on the third. 919 W 36th St, Baltimore, Maryland 21211. The cost is $6. The joy you will feel is priceless.
I’ll be there, assuming I’m not dead. I’m sick. Again. General sinus stuffiness and overall muscle ache and sense of blah. I’m warm and dizzy, but if you asked anyone they’d tell you that neither is really that different than normal. I’d shake my fist at those people but I haven’t got the strength.
Someone needs to come over to my house, fetch me juice, rub my back, and praise me. Tell me I’m pretty and pet my head and say things like “no, that’s not completely implausible at all” even when it’s so obvious that it is implausible. I don’t even know what “it” is at this point. It’s just a for-instance.
See, this is how I know I’ll live. I’m in full-scale whine mode. It’s when I stop complaining that you really need to worry.
3 Responses to “Things and Other Things”
Aw…poor baby (patpat). Feel better soon, but first wallow in self-pity for a while; curl up in bed and whimper a bit. It helps.
By mim on Feb 26, 2007
Watch some Springer and whine while you remember that no matter what, that’s not you on the telly!
By daffyd on Feb 27, 2007
I need someone to do that when I’m starring at the pile of unorganized Lego in my bedroom. But they need to organize it, not bring me shit.
By Malnurtured Snay on Feb 27, 2007