It was a dare
On Saturday, Mim dared me to find corn holders that were not shaped like ears of corn.
I bring you…
- pig and dog holders. Also available in cow.
- little black nubbins
- sports holders
- And what I believe are Klingon corn holders
Tags: Jackassery

May 14th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
I should have specified IRL. Anything can be found on the Intarweb. However, the black nubbins are sufficiently classic and I shall look for them.
May 15th, 2007 at 9:15 am
Specifying IRL should be automatic, doesn’t everyone google first thing when asked “I dare you to find…”? I’m surprised she didn’t come back with “A Christmas Story” corn holders (”but it’s a MAJOR award.”)
The OXO rubber nubbin corn holders looks useful.
The Klingon corn holders were amusing too, but I believe reading the Klingon Language Wikipedia Entry and at least two courses at the Klingon Language Institute are required before they’ll release the Klingon Corn-Spears-o’-Death unto your care. I’d stick with the OXO or leg-o’-lady corn holders.
May 17th, 2007 at 6:54 am
klingons don’t use corn holders, they eat the whole ear….raw! This is after hunting it and yelling in a melodic fashion after killing it.