So I’m sitting here playing a game and I get a word stuck in my head. This happens to me a lot. I’ll just be minding my own business, usually playing a game that requires no actual thinking on my part (the “click a whole lot to shoot at things” type of games) and my mind will wander and sometimes it comes back with a word in its mouth. All proud of itself that it caught a word, and the poor word is just hanging there twitching.
Then the word escapes and starts flying around my head, banging against the windows, trying to get out, trying not to get eaten and I can’t do anything other than sit there with this word going around and around and around until it dies, gets eaten, or escapes.
Tonight’s word? Mawkish.
Mawkish. Mawkish. Mawkish. Around and around and around.
See, the biggest problem for me getting words caught in my head is the fact that I’m an auditory thinker. Some people think in pictures or words… me? I hear things. When I read a book, a voice gets assigned to each character and that’s how I hear them when I read. Adjustments have to be made along the way as I learn more about the characters, but the fact that I have a voice for each one never changes. Even the narrator has a voice. Usually something neutral or just pleasant. Something that makes for good voiceover. John Cusack, for example. Good voice. Steady. Clear. Very firm and slightly authoritative, which is good for a narrator. Anyhow, I hear it, so it’s a lot harder to ignore. I can tune out background noise, but when it’s the noise in my own head it’s a lot harder to block. It’s like you can lower the Cone of Silence, but the conversation inside the cone is so loud that it makes your ears ring and your head pound. Like you can’t ignore a person shouting right in your ear.
Mawkish. Mawkish. Mawkish. Unrelentingly going.
I keep playing my game, doing all the clicking and mouse-moving to keep my little robot alive and rack up more points, and the word is just there there there there and I’m thinking “Why mawkish? Where did it come from? What does it even mean“? And I can’t answer that. I don’t know where it came from and I don’t know what it means.
Mawkish. Mawkish. Mawkish. My robot is suffering. I’m getting distracted thinking about this thing and I miss a couple of easy shots and miss a couple of bonus pickups.
Then I start thinking “My mom would know”. My mom knows words instinctively. She knows words other people forgot centuries ago. She knows words that aren’t in general use yet. I think she knows a few words that aren’t even invented. Okay, maybe not, but it wouldn’t surprise me if she did.
Mawkish. Mawkish. Mawkish.
By this point my robot’s just about had it. I watch the little guy hang his head in defeat, quit the game, and open the browser so I can look up goddamn mawkish and maybe finally get some rest.
mawkish - effusively or insincerely emotional; “a bathetic novel”; “maudlin expressions of sympathy”; “mushy effusiveness”; “a schmaltzy song”; “sentimental soap operas”; “slushy poetry”
Okay. Now I know what it means. One mystery solved. I still don’t know how or why it got in my head.
By the way, if it’s the sort of thing you can do, think of John Cusack when you read this. I have a feeling it’d be funnier if he did it.