I’m Chevy Chase, and the betta is still not dead.
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I’m Chevy Chase, and the betta is still not dead.
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Is it still faking death? jeez
Laziest. Fish. Ev-ver. I came home from work and he was on his side, in the corner. Once again we did the “Oh, I think this is really i… nope” routine.
It sounds like it’s just messing with you, on purpose. But not on porpoise. Because a porpoise probably wouldn’t fit in the tank.
A song from the Tony award winning “Spamalot” edited for occasion:
GEEZER:
I am not dead yet
I can dance and I can sing
I am not dead yet
I can do the Highland Fling
I am not dead yet
No need to go to bed
No need to call the doctor
Cause I’m not yet dead.
BODIES:
He is not yet dead
That’s what the geezer said
No, he’s not yet dead
That man is off his head
He is not yet dead
So put him back in bed
Keep him off the cart because he’s not yet dead.
Well now he’s dead
You whacked him on the head
Sure, now he’s dead
It makes me just see red
You are such a brute
To murder that old coot
You homicidal bastard, now he’s really dead!