I’m Chevy Chase, and the betta is still not dead.

4 Responses to “Generalissimo Francisco Franco”
  1. mim says:

    Is it still faking death? jeez

  2. DataAngel says:

    Laziest. Fish. Ev-ver. I came home from work and he was on his side, in the corner. Once again we did the “Oh, I think this is really i… nope” routine.

  3. Lorena says:

    It sounds like it’s just messing with you, on purpose. But not on porpoise. Because a porpoise probably wouldn’t fit in the tank.

  4. daffyd says:

    A song from the Tony award winning “Spamalot” edited for occasion:

    GEEZER:

    I am not dead yet
    I can dance and I can sing
    I am not dead yet
    I can do the Highland Fling

    I am not dead yet
    No need to go to bed
    No need to call the doctor
    Cause I’m not yet dead.

    BODIES:

    He is not yet dead
    That’s what the geezer said
    No, he’s not yet dead
    That man is off his head

    He is not yet dead
    So put him back in bed
    Keep him off the cart because he’s not yet dead.

    Well now he’s dead
    You whacked him on the head
    Sure, now he’s dead
    It makes me just see red
    You are such a brute
    To murder that old coot
    You homicidal bastard, now he’s really dead!

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