Archive for June, 2007

I've lived in Maryland my whole life, and today for the first time ever I actually saw a Baltimore Oriole. I also saw a Killdeer. I've never seen one at all. I have to admit I've never even heard of them before. Really cute little thing, though! It was ...

Uncategorized - 2 Comments »

Sparky asked if I had any idea how long it takes zombies to starve to death. All the information I have presents a pretty bleak view. I think it takes several days to starve to death, depending on what sort of zombie it is. Like a Virus-zombie isn't really dead, ...

Uncategorized - 3 Comments »

The trek to WalMart was harrowing. If it wasn't zombies it was people in cars attempting flee from zombies, zombies attempting to drive cars, people trying to run over zombies, or people throwing things at Zombies. The parking lot of our office building was a flaming wreck. People trying ...

Uncategorized - No Comments »

Source. All the jokes that I make about zombies. All the shuffling around and making weird, guttural noises. All the jokes about consuming so much vitamin C I could defend myself against any zombie-making virus. It's here. It's now. It's out in the courtyard of the building I work ...

Uncategorized - 1 Comment »

Way back in October, 2006 I posted the first Alternate Reality Television Show idea, and you know how it is. Once you have an idea for something, more and more just keep coming at cha like an avalanche. I mean, I've got idea number two and it's only been eight ...

Uncategorized - 3 Comments »

I don't know if there isn't anyone out there that doesn't know what LOLCats are, but if you don't, click that link right there. Put down what you're drinking first, because some of dem cats has a flavr. The invisible ones are my favourite. ANYhow... it's spreading. There's One that's all ...

Cats - 1 Comment »