18
07
2007
Gojira ga Ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!
Posted by: The Ninth in Uncategorized, tags: I'm Going To HellThis is bad, right? A nuclear reactor in Japan leaks into the sea and my very first thought is “OH EM GEE! GODZILLA!”

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I thought that too when I heard it. Initial reports said it was less than 2 liters of radioactive water. We might not get Gojira from 2L of Radioactive PUR, but I’m sure the giant fire-breathing mollusk is something to be feared.
With that amount of leakage you may expect the following:
a blast-ended skrewt
blinky, the 3 eyed fish
an all new, very very lucky 5 leaf clover
or, a crab that picks you apart to eat