So I says to my friend Eve…

I’d like to see a cross-fandom story that has Captain Jack Harkness, Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Jack Aubrey (Master & Commander), Jack “24″ Bauer, Jack-from-Will-and-Grace, Jack Ryan from the Tom Clancy novels, SG-1’s Jack O’Neill, and Jack Skellington, all having lunch at Jack-in-the-Box.

To further complicate things, also participating are Jack McCoy, Dr Rodney McKay, John Sheppard, and Jack “Lost” Shepard.

John Sheppard: McCoy!
Rodney McKay: What?
John Sheppard: Not you. Jack!
All-the-Jacks: What!
John Sheppard: No! McCoy!
Rodney McKay: Sheppard!!
Jack Shepard: I’m over here!
McKay: NOT YOU, JACK!
Jack Aubrey: Me?
Sheppard: No, not you Captain Jack.
Jack Harkness: Someone call me?
Everyone: NO!
Jack Sparrow: It’s like a bloody game of Marco Polo.

I suppose I could also have Dr McCoy, to really confuse things. And SG-1’s Daniel Jackson. But that would just be getting silly.

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