My Friend Bibliotech And I Are Made For Each Other
Earlier today….
TheNinth: I’ve got to clean the computer room sometime soon. It’s also our “walk in closet” (since there are no closets in the house) and the cats have been having fun knocking things off shelves (I have this weird hate for furniture, so all the clothes are stacked up on bookshelves. The books are on the floor).
Bibliotech:Okay, you have to stop this.
husband this morning: We have to stop treating the computer room like a closet.me: But we don’t have any real closets. Pretend it’s just a glorious walk-in.
husband: It’s not that glorious if the cat keeps knocking books off the shelves. And why is your laundry on a bookshelf?
me: I don’t like having to dig through the drawers to find my clothes. This way they’re on display.
husband: THIS IS NOT A CLOSET.
me: I’m ignoring you now.
So I email her back with “I just laughed out loud REALLY LOUD. I AM YOUR EVIL TWIN. And you’re my evil twin. This is SO COOL.”
The next email in my in-box (sent an hour before the one I sent her)?
Bibliotech: (yells at husband) Hey, one of my friends puts their clothes on the bookshelves too!
husband: You got a nicer twin somewhere?
Bibliotech: You mean the evil twin.
husband: No, you’re the evil twin.
Bibliotech: Bite me.
M. F. E. O.
I rest my case.
Tags: Glee!

September 25th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Okay that’s a little scary. But what I really want to know is how did we all end up in houses with no closets?