Run a slo-mo advertisement that’s full of dark shadows and wind machines and features Celine Dion singing.
Wow.
Just… no, man. No. No way.
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Run a slo-mo advertisement that’s full of dark shadows and wind machines and features Celine Dion singing.
Wow.
Just… no, man. No. No way.
8 Responses to “How To Completely Turn Me Off Vampires”
I held up a cross and a stake but Celine Dion didn’t go away.
By mim on Sep 27, 2007
I held up a remote and she did.
By Ken on Sep 28, 2007
Agreed, on all counts.
By Lorena on Sep 28, 2007
I’ve said that Celine should bite me multiple times, but April is still a celineiac…should one have a spouse whose head is not just a repository for the celine dion discography?
By daffyd on Oct 1, 2007
Would a “Celine Bite” not turn you into a werewolf, but an over-rated Canadian Lounge Singer?
By Ken on Oct 2, 2007
“The attack of the 50 foot emaciated lounge singer”
By daffyd on Oct 2, 2007
I truly hope SciFi producers don’t read this website… between Flash Gordon, Manticore, Species, and other fine entertainment that makes Troma Films look like Steven Spielberg, I could actually see “Attack of the 50-ft Emaciated Lounge Singer” in their lineup.
By Ken on Oct 2, 2007
might actually beat “flash boredom”
I fell asleep 3 times trying to watch the last episode. Thank the head cheese that the BSG:Razor 2 min promos are on the website. Tivo series record, deactivate!
By daffyd on Oct 6, 2007