MAKE IT STOP

There was just an ad for CHRISTMAS SHOPPING on television.

DO. NOT. WANT.

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3 Responses to “MAKE IT STOP”

  1. mim Says:

    O Jeebus. The new season of TV has barely started and already I’ll be avoiding it for those ads.

  2. Ken Says:

    I tried commenting earlier this week, but got a “server error” from your site both times. Maybe this will work, maybe this won’t.

    I used to mind the Christmas commercials. Lower abdominal pain, 500mg of Percocet, and 800mg of Motrin puts it into perspective. There are many other things to “Do Not Want” more than a Target Santa.

    As I told Vicky today learning from my recovering from surgery, still in some pain, if men carried babies, we’d be vagaling for 8 months straight or we’d be dead. Women must have a much higher pain threshold than men. I also suspect a neoprene mesh implanted in your abdomen will work as well as gastric bypass or a lapband. The act of a “heavy” (normal) meal yesterday for the first time since my surgery on Wednesday resulted in pain and the inclination to vomit.

    In short, this is “How a Bileratal Inguinal Hernia Repair Surgery caused me to Stop Worrying and Love the Christmas Commercial.” :)

  3. daffyd Says:

    Note to self:

    Self, don’t get a hernia!

    Ken - Take it easy, suggested recovery times don’t always apply.

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