Things I Have Learned From Drug Commercials
September 30, 2008
1. I have something in my stomach that looks like a gas gauge.
2. The “woman” symbol on a restroom door might accost me.
3. Erectile Dysfunction drugs make you want to sit on the beach in a bathtub.
4. The name Boniva makes me giggle like a fourteen-year-old boy.
5. It irks me that there’s a drug called Yaz because this is what that name means to me.
6. I’m sorry… that “bathtub on the beach” thing is worth mentioning twice, because WTF?
3 Responses to “Things I Have Learned From Drug Commercials”
remember when I was producing “StoryTime”? The girl who hosted was Robin Yasinow….you know who I think of when I see that commercial…Cause that’s one chick who needed a tune up.
By daffyd on Sep 30, 2008
“Valtrex” always makes me think of “Faltraz” which I believe was the name given to the Jetsons’ dog Astro when he was kidnapped. I do not even remember ever watching The Jetsons on pupose, but there you have it.
By mim on Sep 30, 2008
You’re in the clear, Mim. That was Tralfaz.
By TheNinth on Sep 30, 2008