Dead Bugs and Bird Poopies

The dog and both cats have refused dinner tonight.

This is not a new thing.

They’re all just really annoying. Maybe it’s time to give them the nutritionless junk like Beneful and generic store-brand kibbles, because the good stuff ain’t doing it for them.

They eat better than we do, people. Venison and lamb and rabbit and duck! What do they want to eat? Dead bugs and bird poopies. Also, grass.

Ingrates.

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  1. The more expensive the food I get for the dog and cat the less likely they are to eat it. I guess they have cheap tastes like their owner.