I live in Baltimore City. I’ve lived here my whole life. I like living in a rowhouse. I like the house I have now, but last night I found out that the house I’ve been not-so-secretly longing for is up for auction.

They built these years ago, priced them way too high for the area, and they’ve stood there, vacant.

I want the very last one on the right (if you’re looking at the picture — stage left if you are the house).

Guys, this is killing me. The house is perfect for me and Kitti. You do not even KNOW how perfect this place is.