Posts Tagged ‘Glee!’

Survived

Monday, April 7th, 2008

I survived another birthday. I say “survived” because there was a Dalek Invasion.

Daleks, in case you were wondering, smell like lemon candy. They also look a little stressed. Probably because of the Doctor. You never forget your first Doctor. (Tom Baker)

I also have Ahistory: An Unauthorized History of the Doctor Who Universe (Second Edition).

In non-Who related gifts, there’s The Chains That You Refuse by Elizabeth Bear, Lapsing Into a Comma : A Curmudgeon’s Guide to the Many Things That Can Go Wrong in Print–and How to Avoid Them by Bill Walsh, and a very cool Flip Video Ultra Series Camcorder, which is very cool and silly and easy.

We had dinner at Lebanese Taverna and oh. My. God. I wanna go back right now and just get nothing but falafel, hommos, and spinach pies.

… and coffee.

ROFL LOL LOL LOL OUT LOUD

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Humorous Pictures
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IT’S ALL GONE PANTS

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Blame Lori for this….

1. Put your music player on “random.”
2. List the titles of the first 25 songs to come up. Skip songs with not-very interesting titles (such as “Concerto #4 in E minor”).
3. Put “in my pants” after each title.
4. Bold the ones that actually made you laugh.

  1. A Kind of Magic In My Pants
  2. That Kind of Man In My Pants
  3. Your Gay Friend In My Pants
  4. High Flying, Adored In My Pants
  5. My Mathematical Mind In My Pants
  6. Common People In My Pants
  7. Hate This and I’ll Love You In My Pants
  8. Mona Lisa Overdrive In My Pants
  9. You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away In My Pants
  10. Here I Go Impossible Again In My Pants
  11. Roadhouse Blues In My Pants
  12. Private Universe In My Pants
  13. Broken Arrow In My Pants
  14. I’m A Vampire In My Pants
  15. Home and Dry In My Pants
  16. Oh My God In My Pants
  17. I Want You In My Pants
  18. Only You In My Pants
  19. The Fix Is In My Pants
  20. Concerning The UFO Sighting Near Highland, IL In My Pants
  21. Breathe In My Pants
  22. The Cruel Ship’s Captain In My Pants
  23. The Miracle In My Pants
  24. Taste In Men In My Pants
  25. God! Show Me Magic In My Pants

Now that’s the email I like.

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

Hello, [My Real Name].

Our editing staff read your story and we’d like to take it for publication in our Everyday Spectre line, if it’s still available.

The terms are as follows:

Exclusive electronic rights for 2 years.

We pay 35% royalties from sales off the site and 25% off distributor sales (Amazon, fictionwise, etc.)

If these terms are acceptable, I’ll get the contract information to you.

Have a good day.

[Name Removed]


Not much, right? But it’s a start! It’s a real place and not self-publishing and you know what? I don’t care if I don’t make a dime off this. IT IS A START.

Oh No I Didn’t!

Monday, February 4th, 2008

Oh, yes I did.

A doggie wishlist.

hint-hint?

Three and a Half Minutes of Torchwood

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

Before the opening credits of series 2, episode one.

BBC America, 26 January, at 9pm.