My friend Dawny misread "Cardiff's New Coat" as "Cardiff's New Goat". I said she spoiled the surprise - we were going to get Cardiff a goat for his 6-month birthday (we're really not). And then, with some help from Sam, the following happened. Cardiff can wear his new coat. When he goes ...

Dec

13

This guy getting off the bus tonight said "Have a blessed evening everyone. And don't forget what God's done for you." I turned to Kitti. "I've forgotten! Do you think that means I forgot to send him a thank you card?" Kitti shook his head. "I know what God can do ...
Source. The new co-host of "The View," Sherri Shepherd, insisted Tuesday that Christianity was older than ancient Greece, and even Judaism. Shepherd — who said earlier this year that she didn't know if the world was flat or round — said during a short-lived discussion of Greek philosophy on Tuesday's show that ...

Nov

15

Paraphrased dialog from the commercial for the film "Hit Man".Hit Man: Where I come from they didn't give us names. Just numbers. Woman: What was your number? Hit Man: 47.That, my friends, is the clip they're using. That is the clip they're using. That was the sample dialog. That is supposed to ... Never mind. ...

Oct

31

Happy Candy Day: Version Autumn (may contain zombies) (not to be confused with Happy Candy Day: Version Spring (which only has one zombie)).

Oct

03

There was just an ad for CHRISTMAS SHOPPING on television. DO. NOT. WANT.