August 17, 2007
I wish people would learn
That line breaks in places
That seem unlikely
Does not
Make
It
Poetry.
I don't even subscribe
To the theory
That all poetry must
Rhyme
But writing
Like this
Makes me think
You talk
Like a Valley Girl
And every
Line
Must end
With an Uptalk inflection
Like you're asking
A question
August 7, 2007
So I says to my friend Eve... I'd like to see a cross-fandom story that has Captain Jack Harkness, Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Jack Aubrey (Master & Commander), Jack "24" Bauer, Jack-from-Will-and-Grace, Jack Ryan from the Tom Clancy novels, SG-1's Jack O'Neill, and Jack Skellington, all having lunch at Jack-in-the-Box.
To ...
July 18, 2007
This is bad, right? A nuclear reactor in Japan leaks into the sea and my very first thought is "OH EM GEE! GODZILLA!"
July 6, 2007
Yes, to save the environment we're going to have a massive concert that requires a lot of people in a lot of cars and trucks and buses and jets and helecopters, and a lot of electricity, and a lot of sanitising chemicals for port-a-pots and food vendors and trash and ...
May 27, 2007
My friend Eve just emailed me this little gem.
I just woke up from a dream where you were on the news for going on a killing spree, and then you somehow posted to your LJ with "Honestly, are any of you *surprised* by this?" and there were at least ten ...
April 24, 2007
“Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.”
— Moliere
Welcome to the one where Data sells out.
I think "proud" member might be overstating things. But it's writing (sort of), right? I always did well in ...
