April 8, 2007
Dear United States,
Not everyone is Christian, you know. There is no need for everything in the world to be closed today. Considering WalMart is open on Christmas, why is it closed on Easter?
It's like "28 Days Later" out there. Just a bunch of confused people wandering around, peering in dark ...
March 5, 2007
And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full.
Buy yours today.
February 11, 2007
I hate the ads for this movie. I hate them with a hate that's unmeasured on the hate scale. I hate them because they make it look nothing like the book. Like it's "based on the concept" and not the book itself.
Some of the buzz is that the film is ...
January 6, 2007
Kitti just came in and remarked on the fact that it's a really nice day.
"It's god's way of saying 'screw you' to BGE'". I said.
"What do you mean"?
"Everyone freaked out about the raised rates, right? So ol' god said 'Screw you, BGE! I'm gonna make it so nice out ...
December 1, 2006
Light rail people, actually. But "bus people" makes a catchier title.
I have a message for you.
STOP ASKING ME FOR MONEY.
I'm sitting on the train, with my headphones on and my eyes closed for a reason. I want to ignore you. Tap me on the shoulder if you have something ...
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November 30, 2006
Someone needs to buy me this.
There's also plenty of time before the holidays to buy me anything else.
...I'm just sayin'.
