June 13, 2008
But is anyone else hearing reports of zombies?
Someone got a screencap off CNN, but it looks like they've pulled the story. Probably to prevent panic. Or maybe it was just a stunt for some movie or something.
Google's turning up other reports from all over the place, but there's nothing ...
June 13, 2007
Sparky asked if I had any idea how long it takes zombies to starve to death. All the information I have presents a pretty bleak view.
I think it takes several days to starve to death, depending on what sort of zombie it is. Like a Virus-zombie isn't really dead, ...
June 13, 2007
The trek to WalMart was harrowing. If it wasn't zombies it was people in cars attempting flee from zombies, zombies attempting to drive cars, people trying to run over zombies, or people throwing things at Zombies.
The parking lot of our office building was a flaming wreck. People trying ...
June 13, 2007
Source.
All the jokes that I make about zombies. All the shuffling around and making weird, guttural noises. All the jokes about consuming so much vitamin C I could defend myself against any zombie-making virus.
It's here. It's now. It's out in the courtyard of the building I work ...
