Nine — also known as The Ninth, DataAngel, and Morgan Ferdinand. Sometimes a writer. Your host. Known to the dog as “Nap Crotch”.

Kitti – AKA “The partner-in-crime”. Sometimes referred to as “The Canadian”. The dog calls him “The Tall Guy”. Currently in a band called The Torrents.

Mim — mother of Nine. Generally only known as Mim. Even to the dog. Seen online as m9m or m9mjain.

Cardiff — The Dog. He’s a Welsh Terrier, almost never barks, and can be a total diva some of the time. He gets that from The Tall Guy. Cardiff is also a notoriously fussy eater.

Anime — The elder cat. She’s only got one eye, but she makes up for it by being a whole lot of badass. All black short hair, except for a white oval in the middle of her chest.

Rita — The younger cat. She was rescued and added to the house in early August, 2009. She has, I’m told, an Italian accent. Except when it’s Russian. She’s got an arthritic hip and now gets Adequan injections every three weeks. Solid grey short hair.

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Robin — Anime’s half-brother. Also, a half-wit. Long hair, black cat. We said goodbye on August 29, 2011.